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Joke of the Day

"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"

"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."

"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"

"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."

"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"

"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."

"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."