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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."
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"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."
"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."
"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"
"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"
"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"How do you make a space party? You planet."