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Joke of the Day

"An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees Dad: That good, now you can only get A"

"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""

"A midget psychic escaped from prison... I guess you could call them a small medium at large."

"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."

"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."

"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""

"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""

"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."

"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."

"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"