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Joke of the Day
"What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream."
Next Joke
"Friday is just Monday with tits."
"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."
"Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure."
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Attractive"
"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the bulb for being broke and the room for being black!"