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Joke of the Day
"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
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"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month!"""
"They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot. Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"My wife.... ""Thanks to my wife I am now a millionaire!"" ""Wow that's great!"" ""I was a billionaire..."""
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
"Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it won't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup..."