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Joke of the Day

"Gay men aren't fags. Guys who do 70mph, on a suburban side street, in their second-rate sports cars are fags."

"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."

"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"

"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"

"When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough."

"I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut."