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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""

"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"

"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."

"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"

"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."

"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"

"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."

"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"

"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."

"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."