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Joke of the Day

"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"

"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"

"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"

"For the English Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary? A: U.K. ?"

"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel."

"The Inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in."

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."