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Joke of the Day
"Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy"
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"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""
"hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ? Yes, Sir, what happened ? ""I think my wife's dead"". ""What happened, Sir ?"" ""Well...she's lying in bed, cold and stiff as usual, but the dishes haven't been done in 3 days !"""
"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"
"Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower? Because it's harder to pick up."
"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."
"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."
"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""