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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. ""My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"""

"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""

"My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts."

"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."

"All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone."

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."

"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."

"Where is the lift? American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language."

"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"

"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."