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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to age, women are a lot like wine. I mean, who doesn't love 16 year-old wine."
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"Welcome to Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks."
"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"
"I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself."
"If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."
"- If you insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you! - Don't be selfish, think about the baby. - What baby? - Oh, so you're not pregnant?"
"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."