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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
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"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"
"If you're riding a horse at full speed along side a giraffe and a lion is chasing you, what do you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I heard this on today."
"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""
"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."
"I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to."
"Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? To have something to unwrap."