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Joke of the Day
"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"
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"Cat Joke just kitten."
"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."