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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."

"Him: your account was stolen! Me: My twitter account? Him: no your bank account! *sigh* Me: thanks God!"

"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"

"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."

"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."

"OMG you guys, my penis is doing the most adorable thing right now!"

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."

"[picking a career as a kid] I just want to do something that matters [many years and jobs later] Oh right nothing matters"

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"