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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasaurass"
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"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"
"Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!"
"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."
"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""
"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"
"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""