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Joke of the Day
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
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"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"Neighbor: Awww! She's adorable! What is she? Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor..."
"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."
"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"*knock knock* ""Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"" ""But I'm having a poo"" ""We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"""
"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone"
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"