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Joke of the Day

"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."

"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"

"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."

"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"Q: What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja? A: Canuck-chucks."

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids menu!!"

"I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They'll have fried Turkey"

"What is worst then the holocaust? 6 million Jews"

"What do you call a sheep taking Ambien? Shleepy!"

"The amount of people that shout ""Boo!"" to their friends has risen by 85%. That's a frightening statistic."