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Joke of the Day
"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."
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"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."
"I planted all the evidence for evolution once it became clear it did not serve the best interest of My reputation to take credit for you."
"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"
"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."
"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"
"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."" <Tips fedora>"
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."