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Joke of the Day

"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."

"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"

"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."

"Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction? It's called Lake Flaccid."

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."

"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"

"What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert."

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."

"Hush little laptop dont you cry mommas gonna find you another wifi."