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"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"
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"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"
"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"If Gillette made toilet paper, we'd be up to 4 or 5 plys by now."
"I'll say it: fuck you, old people."
"*puts arm around you* You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl. *steals your pizza*"
"Step 1: Buy a 3D printer. Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer."
"Why do black people have long legs? Because they're negros"
"I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, a kind gentleman approached and offered to push my stool in."
"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."