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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."

"Which race eats the most watermelon? The human race, you racist asshole!"

"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"

"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."

"I went to see a topless ventriloquist last night. She was amazing, I never saw her lips moving once."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean. "

"Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you're no detective."

"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"

"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."