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Joke of the Day
"What does a ghost drink? Boo's."
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"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."
"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."
"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."
"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"
"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."
"What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack? Well you call him porkchop"
"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"