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Joke of the Day

"""Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."" Plato,"

"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."

"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""

"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"

"My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund."

"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."