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Joke of the Day

"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."

"I guess hookers are getting into the holiday spirit. I seen one today advertising pumpkin spice pussy."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly? microwave"

"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"

"What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative"

"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."