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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."
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"Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."""
"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"
"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."
"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."
"You know how most packages say ""Open here"". What is the protocol if the package says ""Open somewhere else""?"
"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."
"The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible"
"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."