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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."
"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."
"Getting really tired of you emotional women on Facebook. Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep"
"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"
"Halfway into the 20km marathon, I saw my cheating g/f and told her that I was breaking up with her I guess it was the right thing to do in the long run."
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."
"6 yo: *yells* Mom! I'm on level 18!!!! Me: *peeks in room* PAGE 18, princess. You're reading. 6 yo: Oh"