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Joke of the Day

"Getting really tired of you emotional women on Facebook. Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep"

"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."

"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"

"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."

"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"

"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."

"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."

"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""