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Joke of the Day
"I WILL NOT click on your tinyurl link, no matter what people are saying about me."
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"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."
"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"Weight loss tip: Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit."
"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""