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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."

"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."

"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."

"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"It must have been something to watch MC Escher's kids run down the stairs on Christmas morning for all eternity."

"Have you heard about McDonald's new Hillary Clinton Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."

"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."