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Joke of the Day
"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."
Next Joke
"What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later!"
"What do you call it when you talk to God? Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia."
"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"
"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"
"Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat."
"Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?"
"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."
"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."