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"I walked into a room full of people masturbating They looked surprised when I didn't stop"
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"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"
"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."
"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."
"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."
"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."
"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."