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Joke of the Day
"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."
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"Happy alentine's ay! For people who won't get the D or V"
"Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off."
"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"
"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."
"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."