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Joke of the Day

"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."

"A neutrino walks through a bar."

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"TIL: To never trust a fart."

"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."

"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"