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Joke of the Day
"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer (i'll see myself out)"
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"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."
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"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."
"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."