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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
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"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy."
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"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."
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