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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up."

"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."

"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."

"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"Volunteer me to do something without checking with me first so I know whose mailbox to leave the dead squirrel in."

"Don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there."