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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."

"The other day someone asked me what the capital of greece was.... My answer of ""i dont know, about ten dollars?"" was not acceptable."

"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."

"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"REALLY GOOD JOKE!!!! DON'T CLICK! NSFW Lemkie"

"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"

"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"