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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile...."

"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""

"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."

"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""

"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."

"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."

"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"

"May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !"