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Joke of the Day
"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."
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"My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne"
"i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice."
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."
"I really need to watch my language... You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."
"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."
"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"
"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."
"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"
"never hit a guy with glasses... hit him with a brick"