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Joke of the Day

"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."

"What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!"

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."

"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."

"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."

"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"

"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."