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Joke of the Day
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"
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"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from."
"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"
"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"
"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."
"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."
"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."