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Joke of the Day
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"
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"I have the heart of a lion.. ..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo"
"Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby."
"you read this wrong"
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster."
"Columbus thought he landed in the Far East. But he landed in the Far West by occident."
"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"
"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."
"Concert Problems... Kroeger: They tell me, no one knows you guys. Bono: U2."