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Joke of the Day
"When a baby is learning to eat shouldn't he have an L-plate?"
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"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."
"I think I'm an extrovert stuck in an introverts body. She was too polite to say no."
"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""
"Cop: Reason I pulled you over was you were swerving Me: Sorry was tryin to catch a Pokemon Cop: Which one!? I mean let me see your license"
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"
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"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."