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Joke of the Day

"The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better."

"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey Kid, go easy on the candy! Probably been here before, I just thought it was hilarious for some reason."

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."

"What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar."

"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil."