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Joke of the Day

"It's true what they say: No news is Fox news."

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"

"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"

"Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."

"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."

"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."

"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."

"""My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes."" --Cats"

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."

"According to this BMI chart I am too short."