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Joke of the Day

"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."

"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"

"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."

"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"

"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"

"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"

"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."

"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."