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Joke of the Day

"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer."

"-911 what's your emergency? -People are pronouncing it EX-presso."

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."