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Joke of the Day
"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"
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"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."
"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"
"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."
"What do I do if my bank won't take my blood covered cash? Launder it. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/38kmj9/what_do_i_do_if_the_bank_wont_take_my/crwbpxe"
"What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead."
"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"
"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."
"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."
"What would the Reddit political party be called? The know-kn0thing party."