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Joke of the Day
"My friend and I opened a shared bank account for buying weed. It'll be our joint account."
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"Why go to college? There's Google."
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."
"That sunken Nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend Dead and full of seamen"
"How can a woman make you a millionaire? When you marry her as a billionaire."
"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"I paid for my meal at McDonald's with love. [NSFW] I pulled out some money and the cashier was like, ""no, let me see you fuck this Big Mac instead."""