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Joke of the Day
"How can a woman make you a millionaire? When you marry her as a billionaire."
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"I'm unpredictable. Like a dad on a field trip."
"Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night. But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up."
"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""
"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."
"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"
"*accidentally summons malevolent demon at a seance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY"
"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."
"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."
"*exercises sarcastically*"