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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan"
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"A: Knock knock... B: Who's there? A: Gas station security, you tore down a poster in a bathroom, give us the money in your wallets or we'll shoot you"
"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"
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"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."
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"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."