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Joke of the Day
"Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing"
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"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."
"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."
"[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?"
"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."
"Appreciate this tweet. Appreciate it because I tweeted it stealthily on the plane AFTER they told me to turn my phone off twice."
"Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy, and she says no to anal, you can say ""youve been up MY bum!"""
"Girl adjusts her bra. And no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind."
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."
"No matter how kind you think you are... German kids are always kinder"